Mommy, you should never mail an elephant

and other random cute sayings by Miss Fiona:

Thank SkippyJon Jones for these two endlessly repeated phrases:
*Holy Jalapeno!
*Mr. Beans, in your dreams.

A recent conversation about preschool:

Fiona: Jimmy hurt my feelings today
Me: How did he hurt your feelings?
Fiona: I was waiting for him to go on the teeter-totter with me and he didn't!
Me: Did you ask him to go on the teeter-totter with you?
Fiona: No, he was just supposed to know! But that's okay, he said sorry.
Me thinking: (Poor boy, she's messing with his head and got him apologizing for things he didn't do already!)

And another conversation:

Fiona: Mommy, you fell down the stairs.
Me: okay....
Fiona gets pretend phone, dials 911: Hello? My mommy fell down the stairs and she's not even dead.

And some random remarks:

* Are we still in our world? (meaning city)
* Mommy, you shouldn't wander off, you could get lost.

Fiona: Saskia hit me!
Me: Why did she hit you?
Fiona: Because I kicked her!

I'm sure there are many, many more but they aren't coming to mind right now. I really need to get a tape-recorder!